7 - The green screen

Leave your selfie stick at home!

THERE'S NO LONGER ANY NEED TO RENEW YOUR PASSPORT!

You can stand in front of a green screen with your friends, family and/or loved one. Within seconds a whole photo album will be printed off showing you in front of the five hundred most famous works of art in the world (as voted by readers of Reader's Digest). At an affordable price of £200 (excl VAT) this is an affordable way of showing off your erudition without having to visit hundreds of boring old buildings which have been built inconveniently far away.

For an extra £50 these can be automatically uploaded to your Tinder account - research has shown that these photos increase the number of messages users receive by 7%.